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Never  Argue with a Woman

One  morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and

decides to take a nap.. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife

decides to take  the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,

and  reads her book.

Along  comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the  woman

and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you  doing?’        ‘Reading a

book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t  that obvious?’)        ‘You’re in

a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he  informs her.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not  fishing. I’m reading’.

‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know  you could

start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and  write you up.’

‘For reading a book?’ She replies.

‘You’re  in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her  again.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m  reading.’

‘Yes,  but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start  at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you  up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual  assault,’ says

the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game  warden.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I  know you

could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

MORAL:  Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also

think

Joke Of The Day

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table. And, she didn’t miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant and as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, “While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat.”

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